aidn:

cizayox:

oreoprince:

qokuji:

I think you should watch this

yella creens

“handfools of yella crayens”

this made me feel true inner peace for the first time in months

(via hotboyproblems)

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chocolatneed:

boneydissapointment:

no-dinner:

thedaintydiarist:

the skinny girl’s cravings masterlist

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enjoy this masterlist of healthy low-calorie alternatives to the foods you crave. you don’t have to deprive yourself of tasty treats anymore! if you want to see more posts like this, please like or request a post! now let’s get to the good stuff…

instead of chocolate, have…

• chocolate rice cakes - 50 cals
• hershey’s kisses - 22 cals (you can have four of these babies for only 100 cals)
• fudgesicles - 100 cals
• fat free hot cocoa - 20 cals (spice it up with a dash of cinnamon and a few marshmallows)
• heavenly crisp candy bar - 110 cals (tastes just like a kit kat, but better for you)
• special k chocalate pretzels - 100 cals
• skinny girl chocolate truffles - 50 cals

instead of ice cream, have…

• halo top ice cream - 70 cals (my favorite flavors are candy bar and oatmeal cookie)
• breyer’s delights - 70 cals (these taste better than halo top imo, but have more fat)
• mint chip ice cream sandwiches - 150 cals
• vanilla ice cream sandwiches - 150 cals
• homemade banana “nice” cream - 200 cals
• dannon flavored yogurt (just pop it in the freezer) - 70 cals
• luigi’s italian ice cups - 100 cals

instead of cake, have…

• starbucks cake pops - 140 cals
• assorted biscotti - 80 cals
• perfect-size-for-one cake in a mug - 260 cals (a little higher in calories, but good if you’re prone to binging)
• brown sugar steelcut oatmeal - 150 cals (weird I know but it tastes just like cake/a cinnamon roll and always does the trick for me)
• rice krispie treat - 90 cals
• fiberone lemon drizzle cake - 90 cals
• krispy kreme plain donut - 190 cals
• chocolate chip and bluebbery waffles - 90 cals

instead of a milkshake, have…

• starbucks light caramel frappucino - 160 cals
• vanilla soy milk - 90 cals (this is also good heated up in the microwave)
• panera peach blueberry smoothie - 180 cals
• starbucks light vanilla frappucino - 100 cals
• mcdonalds berry parfait - 150 cals

instead of chips, have…

• cinnamon apple crisps - 110 cals
• skinny pop popcorn (comes in lots of flavors) - 100 cals
• lightly salted pretzel sticks - 3 cals
• cheddar mini rice cakes - 10 cals
• cheerios (good for munching on if you’re nauseated) - 100 cals
• mixed nuts - 100 cals

instead of a brownie, have…

• fiberone chocolate brownie - 90 cals (small but good if you’re just craving the taste)
• double chocolate biscotti - 110 cals (amazing for dipping in coffee!!)
• special k brownie bites - 100 cals
• chocolate filled soft bake - 120 cals
• chocolate pudding - 90 cals

instead of pizza, have…

• pizza patties - 110 cals (these taste literally just like pizza, with hints of tomato basil and little globs of mozzerella)
• lean pizza pockets - 230 cals (pretty much hot pockets except healthier)
• pizza bagel bites - 200 cals (a serving size is four of these lil guys and i l o v e them)
• homemade rice cake pizzas - 50 cals (calories vary depending on what toppings you use)

instead of cookies, have…

• teddy grahams - 120 cals
• caramel rice cakes - 50 cals
• graham crackers - 60 cals (come in a variety of flavors like cinnamon and chocolate)
• meringue cookies - 25 cals (these are literally so incredible and they’re easy to make yourself if you’re broke)
• panera petite chocolate chipper - 100 cals
• fiberone cookie bites - 130 cals
• ginger snaps - 70 cals
• special k strawberry and chocolate crisps - 50 cals

instead of candy, have…

• sugar free fruit popsicles - 15 cals
• smarties - 25 cals (you can have a whole roll of them)
• sugar free jello cups - 5 cals (life savers!! omg)
• jumbo marshmallows - 90 cals
• fruit flavored tic tacs - 2 cals
• berry fruit leather - 45 cals
• granny smith applesauce - 50 cals (tastes exactly like apple jolly ranchers)

A beautiful post

Omg this is a life saver

someone leave more chocolate low calorie

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hotboyproblems:

summer: *ends*

me: this is halloween THIs is halloween haLLOWEEN HALLOWEEN hallooween haLLOweeenn

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stardustbinch:

when an old person assumes that i don’t know what a cassette or vhs tape is:

(via trulylexi)

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(via cartel)

positivelylouis:

….wow….gemma and lottie are really out there….spending time together….i just…wow,,like,,,,,louis and harry must hate each other so much that even their siblings are together talkin bout how they hate each other……….wild

cartel:

Pre-nap me: gosh I’m just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why…. Why do I exist in this world…. How do I know what is real… What is the truth…. I’m so thirsty

snarky-gourmet:

snarky-gourmet:

sleep makes me so mad tbfh do you know how much shit i could get done if this flesh prison didn’t require literal hours of laying there in a state of unconsciousness

that being said if you deprive me of my sleep i will Cry

(via tyleroakley)

scoutfinches:

hotboyproblems:

When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances

(via hotboyproblems)

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

daisys-quake:

since “what are those” exists in the marvel universe, it’s safe to assume that vine does as well. the “it is wednesday my dudes” vine was posted in 2015, and civil war was released in 2016, so it can be argued that the vine has an entirely new layer of comedy in the marvel universe, as spiderman didn’t exist when the vine was posted, and the man in the vine is just wearing a bizarre costume with no cultural meaning or reference. it can be concluded that peter parker designed his costume based off the “it is wednesday my dudes” guy. in this essay i will—

OP. W H E R E ’ S T H E E S S A Y

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bussykween:

nxrcal:

uncookedtrashmonster:

realitytvshow:

New York Goes to Work - Ghost Hunter

“lets ask if it’s a male or female with us.”

“MALE, FEMALE, WHAT?”

this is better than buzzfeed unsolved

“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT”

(via tyleroakley)

cartel:

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ….acknowledged